Title:   HOARSE RED-TAILED HORSE

Author:   gonepostal
Category:   Humor
Keywords:  silly, sound-alike words, fantasy animal life

Views: ( 663 )

written 3-31-2010

PERHAPS YOU’VE READ THE TALE OF THE RED-TAILED HORSE
WHO, AFTER SHE ATE EIGHT BOWLS OF ICE CREAM, FELT NO REMORSE.
THAT NIGHT, FEET UNCOVERED, SHE SLEPT ON COUCH (NO SMALL FEAT!).
LIKE ARCTIC TERN, SHE DID TOSS AND TURN, IN HER ROOM, WITH NO HEAT.

NEXT MORNING IN HER ROOM IN THE INN, SHE WAS HOARSE AND SORE.
NOT FEELING HALE, WITH HAIL FALLING ON MOOR, SHE VOWED TO EAT ICE CREAM NO MORE.
THROUGH HER MIND WENT “FLU”. THEN (LIKE BIRDS FLEW) THE “FLU” IDEA SHE THREW.
FOR FOUR HOURS SHE GARGLED, AND SIPPED WARM SOUP. IN DUE TIME THE HAIL MELTED AND LOOKED LIKE DEW.

SHE STILL COULD NOT BEAR BARE FEET. BUT TWO PAIRS OF PEARS SHE DID EAT.
IN TIME SHE ATE SQUASH WITH THYME, DID NOT WHINE, HAD WINE AND SOME MEAT.
FROM PORCH SHE BLEW A KISS TO A HARE WITH BLUE HAIR. ...........SHE SWATTED A FLY.
NEXT DAY SHE WOULD DYE HER TAIL GREEN. ..............SHE WAS GLAD SHE DID NOT DIE.








Comments on " HOARSE RED-TAILED HORSE"
Posted by Lion on March 05, 2013
Bawhahahahaha